Review on Dasavatharam!

Yesterday I watched the much awaited kamal movie 'Dasavatharam'. This is how one could narrate the 3 hour story in brief:

Kamal, the 12th century Vaishnavite, gets tied to his Vishnu idol, and is thrown into the Bay of Bengal. Back to Century 21. Kamal, the scientist, is working on a bio-weapon. Kamal, the terrorist, is after it. It lands up with Kamal, the grandmother. The president of the United States, Kamal the George Bush, is worried. Kamal, the Japanese judo expert, pushes a few wannabes around. Kamal, the social worker, fights against mud mafia. Kamal, the erratic cop sleepwalks in absolute bliss! Kamal, the Bhangra pop star, spits blood. Kamal, the tall guy, talks comedy. In the end, Kamal, the terrorist, catches up with Kamal, the scientist, and snatches the bio-weapon. Kamal, the Judo expert, lands in time to deliver a few ‘Matrix’ian kicks. “Remember Hiroshima”, the American terrorist tells him. “Remember Pearl Harbour” is the retort. Nothing meaningful comes out of the slugfest and Kamal, the cop, flies down in a copter, and fires at Kamal, the terrorist, who stubbornly chews the bio-weapon tab and ends up on the FX guy’s table. Meanwhile, the Bay of Bengal decides to throw in a Tsunami and it is a huge washout, by all means.

If you have managed to survive the above passage, you can definitely survive ‘Dasavatharam’.